Got to get "the pandemonium," And that means all pans and pots Clear the way! I need to make room To make jam and to make lots. What was on the garden patches, What grew on the tree I got, Made from it some mix-and-matches, Put it all in one big pot. I'll add carrots for some nice zest To the Portobello jams. But the juiciest and sweetest Will be pinecones and the yams! I peek in, and as I'm looking At the weird brew, I yell, "Now I know what's really cooking! I am in a jam, as well!