I learned from the fashion press Rules of how to impress Cause if beauty's not arresting No one finds it interesting It's so tiring and uninspiring But I know How to change from head to toe Cream and powder, foundation For the basic transformation Then it's time to take it up a notch Shadows, blush and glossy lipstick That should work and do a nice trick I'll become a swan queen, just you watch I tried hard, but all in vain Caused myself a lot of pain If the truth is oh so ugly Then I'd rather be a duckling I have to break up with pretty makeup I admit it that I went over the limit When I glance into the mirror Facts become a little clearer I look really scary in this stuff In the eye of the beholder Is the truth that's so much bolder: Skin deep beauty's never good enough