[00:04.44] I admit that in the past I've been a nasty [00:07.35] They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch [00:09.85] But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways [00:12.80] Repented, seen the light, and made a switch [00:15.16] And I fortunately know a little magic [00:17.67] It's a talent that I always have possessed [00:20.32] And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf [00:23.19] Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed [00:25.96] Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need [00:30.52] This one longing to be thinner [00:31.93] That one wants to get the girl [00:32.91] And do I help them? [00:34.18] Yes, indeed [00:35.30] Poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true [00:40.70] They come flocking to my cauldron [00:42.19] Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" [00:43.42] And I help them [00:44.43] Yes I do [00:45.82] [00:50.89] Now it's happened once or twice [00:51.95] Someone couldn't pay the price [00:53.34] And I'm afraid [00:54.20] I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals [00:55.99] Yes, I've had the odd complaint [00:57.23] But on the whole I've been a saint [00:58.99] To those poor unfortunate souls [01:01.76] Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need [01:06.33] This one longing to be thinner [01:07.72] That one wants to get the girl [01:08.92] And do I help them? [01:09.89] Yes, indeed [01:11.47] Poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true [01:16.65] They come flocking to my cauldron [01:17.84] Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" [01:19.12] And I help them [01:20.36] Yes, I do [01:21.48] [01:26.81] The men up there don't like a lot of blabber [01:28.89] They think a girl who gossips is a bore [01:31.16] Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word [01:34.39] And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for? [01:37.14] They're not all that impressed with conversation [01:39.89] True gentlemen avoid it when they can [01:42.32] But they dote and swoon and fawn [01:44.15] On a lady who's withdrawn [01:45.36] It's she who holds her tongue, come on, y'all [01:47.82] Poor unfortunate soul [01:49.85] (Go ahead! Make your choice) [01:52.45] I'm a very busy woman [01:53.63] And I haven't got all day [01:54.69] It won't cost much [01:55.75] Just your voice [01:56.70] Poor unfortunate soul, it's sad (so sad) but true [02:02.52] If you want to cross the bridge [02:03.64] You've got to pay the toll [02:05.08] Take a gulp and take a breath [02:05.96] And go ahead [02:06.93] (C'mon y'all) [02:08.03] Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need [02:12.68] This one longing to be thinner [02:14.05] That one wants to get the girl [02:15.35] And do I help them? [02:16.27] Yes, indeed [02:17.32] (C'mon y'all) [02:18.51] Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need [02:22.81] They come flocking to my cauldron [02:24.15] Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" [02:25.36] And I help them [02:26.02] Yes I do (yes I do) [02:29.13]