[00:00.35] The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself [00:05.62] Can you do that? [00:07.91] My dear, sweet child, that's what I do, it's what I live for [00:10.17] [00:14.82] To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself [00:19.29] Poor souls with no one else to turn to [00:25.97] I admit that in the past I've been a nasty [00:29.15] They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch [00:32.44] But you'll find that nowadays [00:34.51] I've mended all my ways [00:36.26] Repented, seen the light, and made a switch [00:38.90] True? Yes [00:41.38] And I fortunately know a little magic [00:44.86] It's a talent that I always have possessed [00:48.28] And dear lady, please don't laugh [00:50.14] I use it on behalf [00:51.78] Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed, pathetic [00:57.42] Poor unfortunate souls [01:00.55] In pain, in need [01:03.76] This one longing to be thinner [01:05.31] That one wants to get the girl [01:06.96] And do I help them? [01:08.35] Yes, indeed [01:09.94] Those poor unfortunate souls [01:12.98] So sad, so true [01:15.85] They come flocking to my cauldron [01:17.49] Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" [01:19.12] And I help them! [01:20.64] Yes, I do [01:22.58] Now it's happened once or twice [01:24.65] Someone couldn't pay the price [01:26.83] And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals [01:31.33] Yes, I've had the odd complaint [01:33.58] But on the whole I've been a saint [01:36.95] To those poor unfortunate souls [01:41.86] [01:45.45] Have we got a deal? [01:47.17] If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again [01:51.12] But you'll have your man [01:56.01] Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? [02:01.91] Oh, and there is one more thing [02:06.14] We haven't discussed the subject of payment [02:08.56] But I don't have- [02:09.32] I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle [02:14.12] What I want from you is your voice [02:17.93] But without my voice, how can I- [02:20.62] You'll have your looks, your pretty face [02:24.27] And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha! [02:30.52] The men up there don't like a lot of blabber [02:33.63] They think a girl who gossips is a bore [02:36.23] Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word [02:39.28] And after all dear, what is idle babble for? [02:42.15] Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation [02:45.99] True gentlemen avoid it when they can [02:48.64] But they dote and swoon and fawn [02:50.29] On a lady who's withdrawn [02:51.97] It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man [02:54.18] Come on, you poor unfortunate soul [02:58.38] Go ahead [02:59.70] Make your choice [03:01.33] I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day [03:04.27] It won't cost much [03:05.76] Just your voice [03:07.26] You poor unfortunate soul [03:09.91] It's sad but true [03:12.74] If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet [03:14.22] You've got the pay the toll [03:15.67] Take a gulp and take a breath [03:17.01] And go ahead and sign the scroll [03:18.65] Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys [03:20.88] The boss is on a roll [03:24.53] This poor unfortunate soul [03:31.04] [03:35.69] Beluga sevruga [03:37.35] Come winds of the Caspian Sea [03:41.66] Larengix glaucitis [03:43.41] Et max laryngitis [03:45.28] La voce to me [03:49.17] Now, sing [03:51.79] Ah [03:55.31] [03:57.41] Keep singing [03:58.91] Ah [03:59.37]