[00:03.46] Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston [00:06.57] Lookin' so down in the dumps [00:10.01] Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston [00:13.28] Even when takin' your lumps [00:16.26] There's no man in town as admired as you [00:19.21] You're everyone's favorite guy [00:22.93] Everyone's awed, and inspired by you [00:26.61] And it's not very hard to see why [00:33.57] No one's slick as Gaston [00:37.89] No one's quick as Gaston [00:39.49] No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston [00:42.59] For there's no man in town half as manly [00:46.52] Perfect, a pure paragon [00:49.53] You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley [00:52.98] And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [00:57.55] No one's been like Gaston [01:01.44] A kingpin like Gaston [01:03.50] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [01:06.90] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [01:10.62] My-what a guy that Gaston! [01:13.78] When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs [01:16.95] Every morning to help me get large [01:20.33] And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs [01:23.51] So I'm roughly the size of a barge [01:28.12] No one shoots like Gaston [01:31.99] Makes those beauts like Gaston [01:33.87] Then goes trompin' around wearing boots, like Gaston [01:37.75] I use antlers in all of my decoratin' [01:43.24] Say it again [01:48.41] Gaston! [01:54.55]