[00:00.85] Ma chère Mademoiselle [00:03.29] It is with deepest pride [00:04.94] And greatest pleasure [00:06.50] That we welcome you tonight [00:08.68] And now, we invite you to relax [00:11.09] Let us pull up a chair [00:12.78] As the dining room proudly presents [00:16.81] Your dinner [00:18.74] Be our guest! Be our guest! [00:24.17] Put our service to the test [00:26.27] Tie your napkin 'round your neck, Cherie [00:28.76] And we'll provide the rest [00:30.61] Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres [00:32.54] Why, we only live to serve [00:34.63] Try the grey stuff, it's delicious! [00:36.78] Don't believe me? Ask the dishes [00:39.12] They can sing, they can dance [00:41.35] After all, Miss, this is France [00:43.68] And a dinner here is never second best [00:47.53] Go on, unfold your menu [00:50.09] Take a glance and then you'll [00:52.15] Be our guest, oui, our guest [00:54.37] Be our guest! [00:56.11] We tell jokes! I do tricks [00:58.38] With my fellow candlesticks [01:00.57] (And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet) [01:04.30] Come on and lift your glass [01:06.31] You've won your own free pass [01:08.20] To be our guest, if you're stressed [01:10.32] It's fine dining, we suggest [01:12.49] Be our guest, be our guest! [01:14.86] Be our guest! [01:18.02] Life is so unnerving [01:20.14] For a servant who's not serving [01:22.86] He's not whole without a soul to wait upon [01:27.90] Most days we just lay around the castle [01:32.22] Flabby, fat and lazy [01:33.64] You walked in and oops-a-daisy! [01:35.50] It's a guest! It's a guest! [01:37.44] Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed! [01:39.32] Wine's been poured, and thank the Lord [01:40.97] I've had the napkins freshly pressed [01:42.82] With dessert, she'll want tea [01:44.73] And, my dear, that's fine with me [01:46.62] While the cups do their soft-shoein' [01:48.43] I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing! [01:50.32] I'll get warm, piping hot [01:51.95] Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? [01:53.99] Clean it up! [01:54.90] We want the company impressed [01:57.69] We've got a lot to do! [01:59.58] Is it one lump or two? [02:01.15] For you, our guest (she's our guest) [02:03.24] She's our guest! [02:06.20] Course by course, one by one [02:12.64] 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" [02:15.31] Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest [02:18.89] Tonight you'll prop your feet up [02:20.66] But for now, let's eat up [02:22.53] Be our guest, be our guest! [02:25.72] Be our guest! [02:27.04] Please, be our guest! [02:35.49]