[00:00.04] So, ya wanna be a hero, kid [00:02.10] Well, whoop-dee-do [00:04.51] I have been around the block before [00:07.11] With blockheads just like you [00:09.53] Each and everyone a disappointment [00:12.23] Pain for which there ain't no ointment [00:15.69] So much for excuses [00:17.78] Though a kid of Zeus is [00:19.38] Asking me to jump into the fray [00:22.55] My answer is two words [00:28.30] Okay, oh, oh [00:31.53] You win [00:33.65] Oh, gods [00:36.06] Oy vay [00:38.99] I'd given up hope that someone would come along [00:43.99] A fellow who'd ring the bell for once, not the gong [00:48.60] The kind who wins trophies [00:51.10] Won't settle for low fees [00:53.47] At least semi-pro fees but no [00:57.14] I get the greenhorn [00:58.49] I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone [01:03.29] Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn [01:07.94] But you need an advisor [01:10.30] A satyr, but wiser [01:12.47] A good merchandiser and whoa [01:16.49] There goes my ulcer [01:17.68] I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you [01:22.49] Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true [01:27.25] I've trained enough turkeys [01:29.60] Who never came through [01:31.51] You're my one last hope so you'll have to do [01:35.18] [01:55.90] Demigods have faced the odds [01:58.41] And ended up a mockery [02:01.02] Don't believe the stories that [02:03.40] You read on all the crockery [02:06.04] To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art [02:10.95] Like painting a masterpiece, it's a work of heart [02:15.60] It takes more than sinew [02:18.22] Comes down to what's in you [02:20.63] You have to continue to grow [02:24.06] Now that's more like it [02:26.32] I'm down to one last shot and my last high note [02:32.97] Before that blasted underworld gets my goat [02:37.91] My dreams are on you, kid [02:40.40] Go make 'em come true [02:42.45] Climb that uphill slope [02:44.58] Keep pushing that envelope [02:46.70] You're my one last hope and, kid, it's up to you [02:56.15] Yeah [02:57.44]